When I was a child, I ate like a child, I used margarine like a child, I used the butter of a child. But, when I became a man, I put away the things of a child.
If you’ve never tried Président butter then you haven’t lived. The Europeans put bacteria in their butter (like yogurt) which gives it the most wonderful flavor. Do yourself a favor, go purchase some real butter today. I recommend a bake-at-home baguette to accompany it.